she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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