she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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