my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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