Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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