he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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