hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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