Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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