He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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