I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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