what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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