Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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