i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
