doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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