It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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