Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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