is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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