Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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