Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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