3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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