Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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