You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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