Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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