i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just googled if crying burns calories
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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