of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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