the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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