I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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