No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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