in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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