you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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