and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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