All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
false alarm. still invincible.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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