you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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