that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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