You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I am available for nakedness
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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