Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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