So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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