I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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