Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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