I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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