can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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