i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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