Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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