did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Randomize
