I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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