Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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