would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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