Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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