yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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