Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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