I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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